英语笑话大全（英语笑话大全 爆笑简短）

1、a great man。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great。man if he were still alive today?。Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years。

2、一名伟人。老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

3、Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

4、警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

5、The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?Ah, yes, answered the little girl. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?。

6、一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”。